(__)     I live!  And no, I am not a zombie cow.  I'm not!  
        (xx)  -- See?  I'm still articulate, so how can I be the living
    /----\/      dead?  What, you don't believe me?  Hmmph.  Well, even
   /|   |<       if I am the living dead, I'll be being eaten at Murphy's 
  * \|^-\ ^      at noon...  and we'll have special guest star Eva!