(__)     Behold, I am extra-stable cow!  My legs are
         (oo)  -- but three, and I am capable of withstanding all
    /-----\/      but the most heinous of tipping!  Raar!  You should
   /|     |       eat my less-stable brethren today at Murphy's Pub at
  * |--|--|       noon.  It would be good.
    ^  ^  ^