/  Behold!  We are the start of a cow-driven carriage!
      /	
  (__)        (__)
  (oo)*       (oo)  --  In ancient times we would drag people around the
/--\/  \/---/--\/       world in mere hours.  Now we are slow, lazy, and 
  ||    |  /I ||        stupid...but we are free!
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)========(__) ^^
)*      /(oo)  
  \/---/--\/   -- That is why you should come to Bombay Indian Grill at 
   |   I ||       Noon today.  Celebrate the joy that is cow independence!
   ||--^-||   
   ^^    ^^
\
 \  Moo!