(__)
     (oo)  <====      /---\   	As you zoom in on this Cow's eyeball,
/-----\/             /     \	you can see that he is very sad.  This
     ||             |  <*>  |	is because there is no Thai at the Y 
||---||              \     /    today.  For lack of creativity, the Beef
^^   ^^               -----     Folk will be going to Basil Thai at Noon
                           /\   today instead; there is actually beef there.
                          (__)  So the cow is sad.  He may be eaten.