(__)    Huh.  Why do I have a saddle?  It really doesn't fit
             (oo) -- very well.  It kinda hurts.  At least they haven't 
	/-^v^-\/     bridled me yet.  I guess they're going to use me 
       /|  |  |	     to ride to Thai at the Y at noon today!  Ow, my 
      * ||-^-||      aching middle...
        ^^   ^^