(__)     Today we must question the nature of reality.  Is what we see
      (oo)  -- here the truth?  Am I really a short cow, as would be guessed 
    /--\/      by the shape of my body?  Or are you looking at me from a new
   /|  ||      perspective, one rarely encompassed by the confines of ASCII 
  * ||-||      art?  Or maybe I'm just a Japanese cow-in-a-box.  Regardless, 
    ^^ ^^      you should eat me at Murphy's at noon.  Be excited!  At least 
	       it's happening today!