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     / C /|       Bawwk!  Why have I been chopped into small cubes?
    / H / |       It's normally the potatoes that are subject to such
   +---+ N|   --- a fate!  Oh well.  Eat me at Basil Thai at noon.  
   |I  |E /       'Cuz at least I'm not cubed cow...
   | C | /
   |  K|/
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