(__)    No, I'm not lean meat; would I honestly be associated with 
       (oo) -- Murphy's if I was?  No, I am a cow that has been compressed 
  /-___-\/     due to stresses of everyday life.  If everyday life includes
 /|_---||      a vice, that is.  You wouldn't want to see a top-down view
* ||   ||      of me right now.  Anyway, eat the easier-access version of me
  ^^   ^^      today at Murphy's at noon.  It's better than being crushed.