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      (o o)      You ever looked a bull straight in the eyes before?  I'll
      /\ /\   -- bet you haven't.  We're mean beasts, and more than capable
     |  O  |     of staring you down - certainly enough to keep you from 
     |    o|     wanting to eat us anymore.  And this gun will certainly 
    *| ___||     keep you "cowed", so to speak.  So don't eat us at Murphy's 
     ||^ ^       today!  Or else!
     ^^