(__)------\	    Hi.  I'm not actually the cow, as this cow is happily
   (oo)      |\     eating his breakfast, and therefore can't talk.  Sure, 
    \/||----|| *    you say, but cows don't talk anyway, and these comments 
  ****^^    ^^      must just be psychic bubbles?  Well, no.  Electronic   
		    cows can, in fact, talk, but have to be able to move 
		    their lips.  Now You Know.