(_)           Through the magic of genetic engineering, I bring you... a
   (o)		 cow that can transform into a guitar!  All you have to do is --
   (_)------\    cut off his head, and there it is...  Of course the process
     |      |\   process is reversible!  And what do you mean that he's about
     ||----|| *  to get away?  Stop him!  We need him at Murphy's Pub at noon!
     ^^    ^^