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  ____/          \   And you thought that cows were scary before!  Now I 
 /         (__)   *  have a prehensile tail that can be used to attack 
|          (oo)      anyone that would care for my kind!  I will be the 
 \  /-------\/  ---  defender of the cows!  And you would not dare try to
  \/|      ||        attack my brethren at Murphy's at noon!  Mooahahaha! 
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    ^^     ^^