(__)      You've never looked me in the face before, have you?  You've
        (oo)   -- never just looked and said "hey!  This cow is a real person,
       / \/ \     just like me!  Maybe I should treat her like it!  Maybe I 
      \|    |/    shouldn't eat him!"  Well, here I am!  Think about it, before
       |    |     you come to Murphy's at noon and begin to devour my flesh!
       ( @@ )     Cows are people too, you know!  Mighty Brahma...
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       ^^  ^^