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							 ( Wow!  He's Good! )
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      || *         (__)      I am Kung Fu Cow!  I have mystical kicking    (__)
      ||  \        (==)  --  abilities!  No barn is safe from my powers!   (oo)
      /|   \/-------\/       I challenge you to appear at Murphy's at       \/--
     //  >==|     ||  x      Noon and challenge me and my brethren to a   x  ||
    //      |-----||  |      duel of kicking for the good of my veal!     |  ||-
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