(__)    Some of you may be attending protests and such on the Quad
          (oo) -- today, or "reflecting", or some other cowpie.  I'm not.  I
   /-------\/     am willing to be slaughtered into little tiny bits today
  / |     ||      at Murphy's for *you*.  Doesn't that sound like more fun
 *  ||----||      than participating in the Mass Mourning that you'd think I'd
    ^^    ^^      care about if anyone?  Think of the cows!