(__)      Let me tell you a story.  One day, not long ago, I was
             (oo)  --- a normal, short cow.  Then I saw how my friends made
  /-----------\/       fun of me, so I killed one of them and took their belly
 / |   | |   ||        and attached it to myself.  So I am now long and have
*  ||--------||        more tasty bits to eat at Murphy's at noon!  Mmm-mmm!
   ^^        ^^        Next time, should I also extend my legs?