(_____)    I am exaggerated big-head cow, and I am sad!  Oh so
          ( o o )    sad!  For because my head is so large, Murphy's has
  /--------\ ^ /  -- decided to raise the cost of my meat by $0.50!  Now
 / |      ||\^/      the special costs $4.50 when you eat me at noon.  I
*  ||-----||         am so sad!  Why must head meat be so expensive?
   ^^     ^^