...because instead we must say "Jacob is leaving".

	He is.  Really.  And we're going to have some kind of going-away
party for him on Thursday night - tomorrow.  Yes, this is horribly short
notice.  Where?  When?  Who knows, I've still got a few hours to plan this
in.  It may involve Michelle's going-away party as well, and maybe even
Rachel's.  And Special Guests have claimed they may show up, but I really
doubt it's gonna happen.

	Aah, screw it.  Moo. 				

        Eat at Murphy's or boom!  --			(oo) 
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