(__)      Yaar, me maties!  I be the Pirate Cow!  Ye must eat
          (/o) ---- me meat at noon at Murphy's Pub, or I be comin' for
   /-------\/       yer immortal soul!  Nay, wait, that be the Pirate
  / |     ||        Ghost Cow that be doin' that gig...  I'll be boarding
 *  ||----||        ye, then!  Boarding!  Yaar!
    ^^    ^^