(__)  (__)                Fear us!  We are the twin cows of the
         (oo)  (oo)           ---  apocalypse, who have come because one
  /-------\/    \/-------\         our brethren was not summoned to Murphy's
 / |     ||      ||     | \        Pub last week at noon!  Moo!  As revenge,
*  ||----||      ||----||  *       we will RE-OPEN GREEN STREET! Moomoomoo!
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