(__)
         /   oo      _______       I sure do suck at programming!  But because
        |  /\_|     |       \  --- I'm hiding here at the computer lab, nobody
        |  |___     |  UNIX  |     is going to be able to eat me at Murphy's
        |   ---@    |________|     Pub!  Fear me!  Muahahaha!
     *  |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                  No, wait, I shouldn't have said where I
       \|________|                 was.  Oops.  They're coming...