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 cO Oc        Look at the proof that Tim is evil!  For I am a Cow-Chicken!
 _| |_   ---  My meatiness is not in question, but my life is horrible!
/ |_| \       Aaah!  Eat me at Murphy's today, and perhaps I will be allowed
|     |       to die!
\ /-\ /
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