(__)     I am George, the one cow out there that is upset at the idea
         (@@) --- of being devoured at Murphy's today.  Poor me!  I have fled
  /-------\/      the oppression of The Man for several days now, and to do
 / |     ||       this I have had far too much coffee.  Perhaps if you go to
*  ||----||       Murphy's at noon (ph# 352-7275) then you can continue to
   ^^    ^^       throw them off my tail.