(__)      Moo!  I am female!  You can tell by my milk supply.
           (oo)  --- Please devour me, with or without my milk, at Murphy's
    /-------\/       at noon.  No, I'm not to be eaten at 11:30 as originally
   / |     ||        planned; Jason is running late.  Poor Jason.  Moo.
  *  ||W---||
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