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         (____)     Today, I have this nifty hat!  This hat is made out
          |__|      of all-natural fibers, which sadly do not include
          (oo)  --  the fibers of my naturally-tasty body.  But I will
   /-------\/       still feed portions of my hat to those poor souls who
  / |     ||        don't want to eat me today at Murphy's Pub at noon.
 *  ||----||        Poor, poor souls.  Moo.
    ^^    ^^