(__)        I will never be taken and eaten by you foolish
          (oo)  ----  mortals, for I am a skinny cow, and who would want
   /-------\/         to eat that?  Instead eat my brothers, the fat cows,
  / | ----||          at Murphy's at noon.  Moo.  Moo!  MOOO!!
 *  ||    ||
    ^^    ^^