(---)             Hmmph!  There are many of you that have not
           (   )        ---  been partaking of my glorious flesh!  I am
          /-----\            truly offended, and will show you my butt in
          |     |            protest.  However, you may redeem yourselves
          |  |  |            by showing up at Murphy's at noon.  Moo.
          |  |  |
          |  *  |
          ^^   ^^