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         \
          \               Aaah!  Cows are not meant to go downhill, even
          |\              during the Olympics!  But at least I'm beating
        \ | \ (__)        the pig!  And if I build up enough speed, and
        \\|| \(oo)   ---  the friction is low enough, perhaps I'll make it
         \||\ \\/         all the way to Murphy's at 12pm, where I will be
          ~~ \||          devoured with bits of the pig for $4!  Mmm! That
           \\ ||          sounds tasty!
            \\||
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