(---)             I am not fleeing!  I am insulting you, much
           (   )        ---- as a Maori warrior would!  Fear me!  Or maybe
          /-----\            instead you should eat me at Murphy's at 12pm.
          |     |            I am tasty, $4, and served with pig.  Mmmm!
          |  |  |            In other news, donuts will be available at
          |  |  |            Dunkin' Donuts this Friday!  I don't know why
          |  *  |            I know this.  I feel like a mouthpiece.
          ^^   ^^